Talk:Rudolph and Hermey Getting Unexpectantly Drunk/Pink Reindeer on Parade/@comment-28062897-20180505034117

If Dumbo had outtakes like this, this part would go something like this:

Director: OK, speed!

Producer: Marker!

Director: And, action!

(A purple elephant with yellow spots appeared, looking like it was walking up to the audience. The spotted elephant hopped aside to the right, revealing a blue elephant with sky-blue diagonal stripes, which hopped aside to the left, revealing a sea green elephant with lime green vertical stripes. It hopped to the down-right corner, revealing a reddish-pink elephant with orange horizontal stripes. It hopped to the bottom-left corner, revealing a whole pink elephant, who jumped to the bottom, leaving a pink outline behind)

High-voiced Singer: I am not the type to faint

When things are odd

Or things are quaint

But seeing things

You know that ain't

Can certainly give you

An awful fright!

What a sight

(Then another pattern of colors appeared like a transition, changing the sight to a more horrifying one, a walking elephant body, consisting of different colored ELEPHANT HEADS! The figure walked up, the yellow elephant head for the body's main head, flanked by two blue elephant heads for shoulders, looked to the one on the left, then to the one on the right)

Singers: Chase 'em away

Chase 'em away

I'm afraid

Need your aid

Pink elephants on para—

(Then the yellow elephant head looked forward as it got bigger. The two shoulder heads looked angry. They both got in the way of the middle one, who then broke the blocking view—AND INTO THE CAMERA, knocking the whole creature composed of reindeer heads down!)

Director: CUT! Hey, big guy, not too close to the camera next time.

How's that for a "Dumbo" outtake?

Is that funny, or what?